From: The platform designated ‘Legion’
Sent: December 16, 2185 19:48 UT
Re: Contact attempt 7
This method of communication is most tedious and slow. If you would allow me past EDI’s firewalls I could project my conciousness directly into your personal terminal, this would allow for more efficient communication between us.
I promise I will not forclose any details to the rest of the crew of your Fornax e-mail subscription featuring mostly Asari on Quarian coupling.
I request an update on my request for a Robot canine companion on board the Normandy.
I also request an explanation as to why the last several messages we have sent you went ignored..
Perhaps you are upset that we beat you so badly in the video game ‘N7 Code of Honor: Medal of Duty’ during the last galactic week..